Filed under: AVB Proclamations
news flash lovee!. Sources close to a certain individual who goes by the moniker of WUM(on msn) and “the bastard” on here have revealed to us that “the bastard” has finally decided to pull the plug on his miserable blog.Apparently he had gone about this without the prior knowledge of “the banker” and the “the consultant”. Well, thank fuckin god for that… we thought the day would never arrive. The following are final words from “the bastard” himself , extracted from his blog, which confirms the long overdue demise of his incompetent blog.
” After 2 longs years, i have decided to retire this blog.i have simply lost all zest and inspiration to blog on here, and its beginning to feel like a chore.So just like in a relationship between a man and woman, or a man and a man, or man and his dog, when things are’t working out between both parties(in this scenario,me and my blog), it is time to put an end to it to serve the best interests of all concerned. Ofcourse that doesn’t mean i have stopped blogging altogether. i have shifted my attention to a new blog me and my “acquaintances of convenience” just started on recently. All posts of mine from henceforth will feature on http://antivbrigade.wordpress.com/ . so that’s that. i am sorry if my final post on here came across as a little subdued or anticlimactic,…but hey, this not the end…just a new beginning. 
“
A new beginning?!! is he taking the piss or what!Or in the worst case scenario, the man’s fuckin delusional. The man needs help,no question.
Well, that’s that for news flash loveee!
- The Editor
Filed under: AVB EXPOSE
Changi Airport. Saturday morning. 26 August 2006. The air was cold. This was sighted; Unidentifed Fucking Morons (UFM)
Sighted
UFM on an Unidentified Fucking Flying Trolley(UFT)
Filed under: Romantic Liasions
After the devastating failure of my most recent feeble “attempt” to get myself into a “straight” relationship,i said to myself ‘enough is enough. i am giving up on these lasses.’ Before you begin fantasizing me making out with a banker and consultant in a three pronged action sequence, to the tune of ‘my heart will go on’, let me just say i have decided that relationships with living things, that encompasses everything from humans to a single cell bacteria, just aren’t worth the emotional investment anymore. So now without further ado, let me introduce you to my new “fiance”, THE INANIMATE RONALD MCDONALD! Just look at the glee on his plastic face as i plant my lovely lips on his and suck his tongue out in a manner most passionate and intense. He may be a red headed bastard, but so is paul scholes. anyway, i have made my introduction to my new romantic interest,…i have come clean and i have nothing to hide. you can laugh at me, mock me,conjure up jokes at the expense of me…but i know deep inside you fuckers envy me, because you know for a fact that none of your boy friends, your girl friends, your pet dogs or goldfish can or ever will love you the way Ronnie loves me.
happy couple
eat on this animate lovers
Filed under: Shout Out
Finally… Finally… After 2 years of planning, we’ve have actually started this blog… And it only took 5 minutes to do it selven!!!
