the anti V brigade

After the devastating failure of my most recent feeble “attempt” to get myself into a “straight” relationship,i said to myself ‘enough is enough. i am giving up on these lasses.’ Before you begin fantasizing me making out with a banker and consultant in a three pronged action sequence, to the tune of ‘my heart will go on’, let me just say i have decided that relationships with living things, that encompasses everything from humans to a single cell bacteria, just aren’t worth the emotional investment anymore. So now without further ado, let me introduce you to my new “fiance”, THE INANIMATE RONALD MCDONALD! Just look at the glee on his plastic face as i plant my lovely lips on his and suck his tongue out in a manner most passionate and intense. He may be a red headed bastard, but so is paul scholes. anyway, i have made my introduction to my new romantic interest,…i have come clean and i have nothing to hide. you can laugh at me, mock me,conjure up jokes at the expense of me…but i know deep inside you fuckers envy me, because you know for a fact that none of your boy friends, your girl friends, your pet dogs or goldfish can or ever will love you the way Ronnie loves me.

happy couple

 

eat on this animate lovers