the anti V brigade

Many strange things happen in the bowels of the island, namely “the Ghetto”. Last night, I had to meet WUMmy. As usual, he was 15 minutes late. The following events unfolded in what seemed an eternity waiting at his void deck…

Moral of the story:-

1. Always call ahead before meeting someone.

2. Don’t go into the ghetto alone after 2am.

3. Don’t be dumb; just wait in the car with the doors locked.

4. Don’t piss off a transvestite.

5. What a transvestite wants, he/she gets.

6. MOST IMPORTANTLY; KEEP COOL IN THE FACE OF DANGER.

- “the banker”