the anti V brigade

WUMmy, 25, one of the founding members of AVB and frequent tagger at our allies’ blog Keling Killahs was savagely attacked by a group of Indians last evening in the vicinity of Hougang Primary School while playing soccer.

The bloke was set upon by a group of four to five Indians aged 18-25 approximately at about 7:30 pm last evening. The incident was sparked off by one of the assailants loudly asking who in the group was “S***”, WUMmy’s birthname. Upon replying in the affirmative while raising his right hand, he was then pummelled to the floor by the rest of the group. WUMmy’s soccer buddies however, like true poseur Ong Bak warriors decided to stay out of the mauling. Instead, they stood by the sidelines giving exaggerated pained expressions as WUMmy was dragged along the length of the field by just his hair.

After this painful episode, the inquisitive AVB team went to investigate. Although speaking in seemingly incoherent statements due to his knocked out front teeth, we still managed to capture some enlightening quotes from the victim.

When asked why he thought he was assaulted: “they dont like me..they know i tag on the klk site … maybe they want to make a statement”

When asked how come no one offered their assistance even while viewing such violence: “but my mates were a sorry bunch of cowards!”

When asked about the actual details of the beating: ” and next thing i know..im lying on the ground with my face smashed in with someone’s boot”

When asked about the extent of his injuries: “no other than my crushed testicles, my fractured knee, cracked ribs and broken teeth..im quite fine actually..thank you”

When asked how he was going to react to this: “one of them screamed in my face … next time you think twice about tagging on that keling kia site you cheebye! … I’m too afraid to go to the coppers.”

When asked if he felt KLKillahs is responsible for his woes: “That ah neh fucker … he’s a useless fella dey….one of my mates tried calling him..that cheebye..he didnt answer..sms him..he replied 5 hours later…i dont think he could be arsed..the man is a joke!! if they want to whack somebody they should whack that fucker ah neh … they could have just asked .. i would have passed them his address .. i will not rest till i see ah neh lying in a hospital bandages from head o toe..that hypocritical untrustworthy bastard!! And now after he left me to die .. he pretends as if nothing’s happened!”

High resolution photographic support was not available because our cameraman’s ex-girlfriend had took off with his Nikon SLR after he came home a tad too drunk with the wrong woman. She became his ex only last night, and we wrish her all the best in finding a good price for that fine piece of equipment at Sungei Road.

To save the day, long time AVB and KLK sycophant V-Man has provided close up images of the damage afflicted on the once all-knowing, non-fearing, hard-tackling, tough swearing bloke we know as WUMmy. Behold, 5 stitches and a $140 medical bill:

The AVB extremely regrets this shameless act of violence upon one of our own and swear to bring the criminals to justice. But that has to wait, our waffles are getting cold now.

Sieg Heil!

- ah_neh

The Editor’s note- For related post on the KLK site, please use the following link : http://kelingkillah.blogspot.com/2006/10/klkrime-of-violence.html