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The Banker’s teenage diaries (part 7) by antivbrigade
April 16, 2007, 9:18 pm
Filed under: The Banker's Teenage Diaries

The dreadful 7th part of the banker’s wonderful adolescent adventures.

Well, its getting closer to Hari Raya Aidilfitri. We have already fasted for 25 days and 5 more days to Hari Raya. *ARRGHHh!…when will you ever fuckin get to it!*

I guess most of the Muslim households have already stocked up for the special occasion; but I guess some of the more patient ones would shop late when the prices would go down. This may due to the fact that the sellers want to clean their stock as fast as possible. *we learn something new everyday* The best bargains are usually the night before Hari Raya. There, you can expect more than 70 percent discount on goods. The Chinese are celebrating Chinese New Year on Friday. The Muslims would be celebrating Hari Raya Aidilfitri on Sunday.*and The Hindus would celebrate Deepavali 10 months later* The following Monday would be a public holiday. *fuck me...that’s never happened before!*

From what I can see, Fatimah is quite ecstatic because she will be going to the home of the man of her dreams. She keeps telling everyone what she’ll be wearing and what make-up she will be using. I guess putting on a good impression for one’s parents will always be a daunting task.*a note to those who are not in the know; Fatimah and Alanis Morisette wannabe are one and the  same person*

I as usual, will keep my cool when visiting people’s homes. I guess I should not be expecting as much money as the last few years as I am much older now. * surely you can only be at most a year older than you were the previous year?* Well, thats okay. As long as I have enough to eat and drink, that will be enough reward for me. *oh how magnanimous and understanding of you kind sir.*

04 February 1997


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